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BoomerX is a comedy property. Gary, Kevin, Fax-E, Uncle Dale, Doug, the Association, its committees, notices, forms, departments, awards, visitor counters, testimonials, meeting minutes, and governing documents are fictional, dramatized, decorative, or satirical unless expressly stated otherwise.
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No reliance on parody documents
The HOA Rules & Regulations are a work of parody. They are not a contract, prospectus, whitepaper, legal declaration, governance framework, or homeowners-association instrument. They bind nobody and govern nothing.
Updates
This page may be revised as the website changes. Material corrections will be reflected on this page. Last revised: July 14, 2026.