FAX ME Fax-E 1987 • Director of Documentation and Toner Compliance

FAX-E 1987 IS NOT DEAD. A fax is instant AND it prints. Explain to me, in plain words, how that is worse.

Go on. Send me one. I am at the machine.

- GARY

Compose your fax:
SEND FAX

Note from Kevin: Fax-E is not connected to anything. Nothing you type is sent anywhere, stored anywhere, or seen by anyone. It is a picture of a fax machine.
Dad does not know this. Do not tell him.

• One subject per fax. A fax is not a conversation. A fax is a DOCUMENT.
• Cover sheets are appreciated but not required. This is a courtesy I extend and the internet does not.
• No faxing after 8:30. The machine is in the bedroom.
• Faxes concerning the Hendersons will be read with interest and filed with prejudice.
• Do not fax Dale directly. Dale's machine is "air gapped," which means it is unplugged, which means it is a box.

- Gary