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MY PHOTOGRAPHS Scanned by Kevin. Curated by nobody.

A striped, freshly mowed front lawn
The lawn. May.
The same lawn from a different angle, with a mower in frame
The lawn. Also May. Different angle. Worth it.
Gary standing beside a wooden shed holding a tape measure
The shed. I built the shed.
An empty backyard sky above a fence
A hawk was here. You cannot see the hawk in this photograph. He was here.
Karen raising a hand to block the camera
Karen. She did not want this photograph taken.
A blurred photograph of a garden hose, partly obscured by a thumb
I do not know what this one is. I am leaving it up.

Photograph Request Policy

Requests for additional photographs of the lawn may be submitted by fax.

Requests for photographs of the hawk will be honored the moment the hawk cooperates. The hawk has been informed of the schedule.

Requests for photographs of Karen will not be acknowledged, by request of Karen, whose veto is immediate, unlimited, and not subject to appeal.

- Gary

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