BILL H. 11/04/2003
Nice page Gary. The lawn looks good.
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GUEST BOOK In operation since 2003. Closed since 2004.
Rules Of The Guest Book
- Say something nice about the lawn.
- No comments after 8:30.
- "FIRST" must be verified with the records office before posting. It has never once been verified.
- Doug may not use the guest book to form committees.
- Entries are reviewed by me, at the machine, with my glasses, which takes as long as it takes.
- Gary
The Guest Book
DALE 11/09/2003
GARY. Call me. It is about the wire.
GARY. Call me. It is about the wire.
GARY 11/09/2003
test test is this working
test test is this working
GARY 11/09/2003
test 2
test 2
KEVIN 03/12/2007
Dad. Why is this still up.
Dad. Why is this still up.
a stranger 06/21/2011
cool site :)
cool site :)
anon recently
gm
gm
anon recently
sir this is a webring
sir this is a webring
DOUG recently
Hello. I have registered my digital object with the HOA. Please advise.
Hello. I have registered my digital object with the HOA. Please advise.
KEVIN recently
Doug what did you register.
Doug what did you register.
DOUG recently
I would rather not say. I propose we form a committee.
I would rather not say. I propose we form a committee.
KEVIN recently
Doug. What did you register.
Doug. What did you register.
DALE recently
They are putting the paperwork INSIDE the computer now. You need twelve words to get it back. TWELVE. I have a highlighter and I have used it.
They are putting the paperwork INSIDE the computer now. You need twelve words to get it back. TWELVE. I have a highlighter and I have used it.
KEVIN recently
Uncle Dale, it is a joke website. There is no paperwork inside the computer.
Uncle Dale, it is a joke website. There is no paperwork inside the computer.
DALE recently
That is EXACTLY what the computer would want you to say, Kevin.
That is EXACTLY what the computer would want you to say, Kevin.
KEVIN recently
It is a joke. About a lawn.
It is a joke. About a lawn.
DALE recently
The lawn is 0.41 acres. There are two mowers. TWO, Kevin. Why does a lawn need redundancy unless it knows something.
The lawn is 0.41 acres. There are two mowers. TWO, Kevin. Why does a lawn need redundancy unless it knows something.
KEVIN recently
Goodnight, Dale.
Goodnight, Dale.
GARY recently
No more comments after 8:30.
No more comments after 8:30.
DOUG recently
Gary, the HOA has requested a copy of the internet.
Gary, the HOA has requested a copy of the internet.
GARY recently
They can come look at it.
They can come look at it.
KEVIN recently
Please do not give the HOA the internet.
Please do not give the HOA the internet.
DALE recently
Too late. I saw a van.
Too late. I saw a van.
a stranger recently
can someone email me this page
can someone email me this page
GARY recently
No.
No.
BILL H. recently
Lawn still looks good.
Lawn still looks good.
About the guest book (added by Kevin, who was not asked)
The guest book has been closed since 2004. Whatever you type into that box stays in your own browser. It is not sent anywhere and it is not saved anywhere.
I am not putting an open public text box on this website. Within a day it would fill up with impersonation links, and those links would be sitting beside my father's face looking endorsed. That is not happening.
The entries above are curated comedy and dramatization. Future community entries may be selected by hand from public replies. Being funny is the entire application process. Doug has applied repeatedly.
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